hi! hi? heelo. guetentag! (maybe) my name is and i live in peennsitittyeggshiregoldenwich. i fight dragoons and have lots sex with many things. until one day a nefarious madman named darkstinky mcassrapebutterscotch attacked the kingdom of terriblepoopfirebycicle. our king henry longfellowcucumber eggpistolalliancehotdog ordered me to stop him so i sharpended my sword NOOB RAPIER and got on my trusty steed bob and duel Mcassrapebutterscotch to the death or any else like it.(insert duel here) after the smoke settled and the hos stopped screaming i stood somewhat victorius. the bastard cut my right eye! but i cut offed his left everything! the day was saved and i was rewarded with taffy.

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